For two weeks now it’s been hilarious to watch many of the top Dems squirming, and pretending that they want to wait until this weekend to see how Biden does with his press conference and talking to NATO, when all they’re really doing is waiting for enough new polling to come in and tell how much damage the debate did to the entire Democrat party.
The funniest performance has been put in by the creme de la crap of this bad bunch, everyone’s favorite mummified Californian, Imhotep Pelosi. On Monday, Biden’s handlers put out the clearest and most unequivocal letter (and subsequent statements) ever: he’s not leaving the race, the conversation is over.
But Pelosi and company have both fingers in their ears, pretending that they didn’t hear that part about the conversation being over:
Biden: I’m definitely staying in the race.
Pelosi: I’ll support whatever the president decides to do.
Biden: Good, because I’ve decided. I’m in it to win it.
Pelosi: We just need to be patient, and give the president time to make up his mind.
Biden: My mind is made up! I’m in. Conversation over!
Pelosi: These kinds of conversations are the heart of democracy. They are a chance for a president to really search his heart—
Biden: Not necessary. My heart stopped beating in 2019. But I’m still all-in!
Pelosi (pretending not to notice): …and after careful and studious deliberation, let everyone know what course he has chosen.
Biden: I’ve deliberated. I’ve studied. The part of my mind that is not gone is made up! I am the nominee, and I’m going to move forward – in very small, very shaky steps, and with the empty-headed cackling wench somebody picked for me as a running mate – all the way to election day. I am totally, utterly, 100% committed. I’m staying in!
Pelosi: No rush. Take your time.
And, scene.
Man-o-manischewitz, if our country wasn’t in danger with this doofus “in charge,” this would be the funniest Keystone cops routine ever.
Hamas Delenda est!
Martin Simpson 