To paraphrase Shakespeare, for conservatives, now is the early autumn of our discontent.
If the polls are to be believed, in November we will lose the House and possibly the Senate too, ceding power to a political island full of misfit toys – communists, anti-Semitic jihad-enthusiasts, cosplaying gender-denying oddballs, and other damaged people working out their hatred for their dads through the political system.
On the other hand, there are not too many “ifs” in the world bigger than the one in the phrase, “if the polls are to be believed.” But on the third hand – assume for this metaphor that you are one of the Hindu gods with a bunch of arms – it’s generally a very bad move to dismiss all incoming negative information out of hand.
As in, “In a sane world, James “’God is nonbinary, but He’s definitely not the least bit male’ Talarico would not have a chance of winning in Texas. Therefore I disregard all of your polls.”
Yes. “In a sane world.”
Hey, Vishnu, can I borrow another one of your hands?
Okay, let me just hold this fourth hand up… Have you noticed the world we’re living in lately? Because “sane” is not the first adjective that comes to mind.
Okay, so this column’s opening has gotten away from me. So I’ll just point out a few bright spots in our mostly cloudy political situation.
First, DHS recently started cracking down on immigration attorneys who file “meritless” and/or fraudulent asylum claims. Such claims are a form of lawfare that succeeds not by winning cases, but by introducing long-lasting, expensive and burdensome court fights that result in crucial legal principles being critically undermined.
In the context of the deluge of unvetted illegal immigration unleashed on this country by the late Joe Biden and his leftist co-religionists, such bogus claims do great damage. Even though Trump’s policies have resulted in somewhere around 3 million illegals leaving the US, that still leaves between 12-17 million remaining. Any delays in the legal process means many millions of illegals still here when the next president takes office.
In addition to all of the other delaying tactics – getting baseless injunctions from leftist lower court judges that have to be overturned by a largely sane SCOTUS, for example – asylum claims are ripe for abuse. Because the grounds for valid asylum claims are very clear. They aren’t met (obviously) by those who come for illicit reasons, e.g. drug- or human-trafficking, or getting their jihad on. And they aren’t met by the vast majority of illegals coming for economic reasons.
Fortunately for the good guys, laws against these kind of fraudulent claims are already on the books. So all we need to do is enforce them. In general, the two most effective weapons against repeated bogus legal claims are legal penalties for the lawyers who file them, and negative consequences for those on behalf of whom they were filed. And the administration is pursuing both.
DHS recently sent a letter to the American Immigration Lawyers Association (AILA) pointing out that there is a massive backlog of 3.5 million pending deportation cases, and 2.3 million asylum claims as of late July. They warned attorneys about legal penalties for document fraud, as well as for misconduct that involves frivolous filings and related unethical behavior.
DHS is also reminding everybody involved that “filing a frivolous asylum application can make an individual permanently ineligible for most forms of immigration relief,” as well as permanently barring them from legally entering the US.
To emphasize the point, they’ve also filed charges against offending lawyers, making a special example of someone named Suraj Raj Singh, who is facing fines of nearly a half-million dollars for filing 118 fraudulent documents.
Yes! More please.
In another related story of law-and-order coming for bad actors, JD Vance and Dr. Oz announced that they’ve removed over 750K phantom Obamacare recipients who have been used in attempts to defraud the already failed and cash-hemorrhaging Obamacare scheme. Some of those were real people who were enrolled without their knowledge, and others were people who don’t exist at all.
You know, like the Democrat voters who regularly show up to “vote” in “elections” in various big, blue, scam-ridden cities all around the country.
This action doesn’t appear to be a one-off, either. The administration is suspending agents and brokers involved in improperly signing up enrollees, and they’ve also declared a 6-month moratorium on new agents and brokers in general, as well as identifying over 400K who were in the process of enrolling, and who will now face increased scrutiny and verification.
Fraud convictions for those enrolling ineligible or non-existent people have already begun. My favorite part of the whole story was when Dr. Oz said that one such convicted fraudster – a creep named Cory Lloyd – has “a very punchable face.”
So let’s get to punching!
Finally, one more delicious story comes to us out of the late, great, Golden State of California. This one addresses the question of whether the University of California can make disagreeing with unhinged gender ideology – this is my own paraphrase. My very own, very correct paraphrase — a punishable offense on a public campus.
A conservative legal watchdog group called Defending Education has filed a lawsuit over UC’s Sexual Violence and Sexual Harassment (SVSH) policy. The SVSH so broadly defines “creating a hostile environment” that it bans most speech that most sane Americans would consider ordinary and reasonable, e.g. using the proper gender pronouns, and the proper legal names for people.
As always, the self-proclaimed defenders of freedom of speech turn out to be betrayers of free speech. Because they love themselves some speech bans!
SCOTUS and other courts have already ruled in ways that suggest that gender ideology activists – those who have fought to allow males into women’s sports, locker rooms and prisons, and for schools’ rights to aid gender “transitions” in children, including the right to hide their actions from a child’s parents – will most likely lose this case.
And the schools haven’t helped themselves. UC’s official, written policies include some damning admissions, including that the university “would prefer” not to implement many of the Title IX regulations that rest on the recognition that “biological sex” exists, which is the operative standard under federal law.
I’m no law-talkin’ guy, but I’m pretty sure that that is not how any of this works, you disordered university administrators!
It will take a while to get through the courts, but I’m pretty confident that the micro-managing omni-offended commissars at UC are going to take a legal beating, and it couldn’t happen to a nicer bunch of Stasi-adjacent bullies.
Because their training materials claim that referring to people by the correct gender is “misgendering,” and that it is a punishable offense to laugh at someone who is acting in an arguably (i.e. demonstrably) laughable way.
Thankfully, the lawsuit is not seeking relief to allow students to begin punching any gender activists who have punchable faces. Because in the first place, that would be morally wrong. And in the second place, many knuckles would be constantly bruised, what with all of the punchable-face punching going on all over campus.
But having said all that…more please!
Que Mala/Crockett, 2028!
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