Christmas music recommendations, plus Fang Fang! (posted 12/9/20)

Two weeks from today is Christmas, and that always makes me happy.  We’ve finally got some cool weather in north Florida, and my wife and I have put up the tree and decorated the house.  (There’s a new pic up of Stately Simpson Manor at, if you’re interested.) The youngest daughter got back from her first semester at college. (Is it unseemly bragging to mention that she got a 4.0 GPA in her first semester? It is? Fine.  I’ve got two smart kids, so sue me.)

This season always makes me nostalgic for my Illinois childhood, and the snowy winters that are easy to romanticize when you don’t have to live with dirty snow and sleet that hangs on until the end of March.  These days I always make at least one 4-day weekend trip up to see some snow and some cousins each winter, and I am already looking forward to that. 

In the meantime, I’ve got a two-computer-screen set-up in the home office, and I always have a video playing on the second screen of a winter cabin with snow falling outside and a fire in the fireplace.     

Music has always been a big part of this season for me, too.  I know that many in CO nation are not Christians, so if this stuff bothers you, please skip down a few paragraphs and join me in the secular mockery and good cheer…

If you are a Christian, or someone who loves good music regardless, I have a few recommendations –and hope that you all will have a few for me, because I always love coming across good music.

First, old school stuff:  if you like classical and don’t love Handel’s Messiah, there’s something wrong with you.  We always hear the Hallelujah Chorus excerpt, and there’s a good reason for that: because it’s freaking amazing!  I swear that if I didn’t speak English and heard just that chorus, and someone asked me what that piece was about, I’d say, “Christ, obviously!”  

I’ve got a soft spot in my heart for a 10-year-old flash mob performance of the chorus in a mall food court, which you can easily find on Youtube.  Turn that one up loud.

(By the way, do you notice how, whenever anyone in public is blasting out music, it’s never any good stuff?  It’s always some subliterate, bass-heavy monstrosity with the n-word assaulting your eardrums.  Just once I’d like to see somebody driving down the road blasting some Handel or Bach!)

I also love the old carols – God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen, Hark the Herald Angels Sing, O Come, All Ye Faithful – preferably done by a brass quartet. 

For some cool, quirky versions of old carols, try Sufjan Stevens and his odd banjo and acoustic guitar versions of “O Come Emmanuel,” “Lo, How a Rose E’er Blooming,” “Come Thou Fount,” “I Saw Three Ships,” and, “Once in Royal David’s City.”   He also introduced me to a 17th century French carol called, “Bring a torch, Jeanette, Isabella.”  His version is really odd, and sounds like it was recorded on a cell phone in the stairwell of a concrete parking garage.  But I love it anyway.

Two years ago when I was looking for some snowy scenery videos, I came across a contemporary singer named Audrey Assad.   She’s got a beautiful voice, and the first videos I found were beautiful, too.  I’d recommend starting with “Abide With Me” and “Even Unto Death,” but a particular favorite of mine is “I Shall Not Want.”  (Joe Biden can tell you: the palmist gets a co-writing credit on that one.)   

But with all of the good memories associated with Christmas, I know that this is also a very sad time for many people.  Nostalgia can be a lot more bitter than sweet, if you are reminded of better times — and  loved ones — that are gone.  My dad died 6 years ago next week, and that has given this season a little bitter to go with the sweet, for me.

This year, politics has added some bitterness to the season as well.  As much as I wasn’t a fan of Trump at first, I came to really appreciate his governance, and his persistence in the face of a relentlessly hostile and petty media.  To see how much good he did in his four years, and to see him (as it appears now) replaced by the Scranton Shuffler is indeed a bitter pill to swallow.

But I think there are real reasons for optimism, even in politics, as we head into 2021, and I’ll be writing about those in coming weeks.  At this time of year especially, I’m reminded of our tendency to invest too much meaning in politics, and to give it too much power to affect our mood, and our view of the world. 

Yes, our politicians have too much control over our lives.  And especially if you live in a blue state where they are especially relentless, you may have to move.  But we all need to maintain an internal locus of control to the extent we can, and realize that our actions in our house are going to affect our lives more than decisions made in the White House. 

Yes, it would be nice if our politicians weren’t a hindrance and an obstacle.  But as obstacles go, they’re pretty pathetic.  Some of them seem truly malevolent – the ghouls running Planned Parenthood, the racists among BLM, the nihilistic thugs in Antifa – but mostly they’re just small people, and boneheads, and broken in ways that, but for the grace of God go we.   

We should be praying for them.  But also doing everything we can to thwart their efforts.  And part of doing that – luckily for me – is mocking them.

So let me end with a story that came out this week, and that you are probably already following.   It’s a story about a Chinese spy and alleged honey-trap seductress who goes by the name Fang Fang.  (She’s the spy so nice, they named her twice!)  She is supposed to have had affairs with two Midwestern mayors.

Which proves an axiom that doesn’t require proof, at this late date: men are stupid. 

Because at least two lumpy guys staying in budget motels and driving city-provided Ford Focuses looked in the mirror and said to themselves, “You know who would really go for my dad bod, and my mayoral clout from running a town she’s never heard of?   An Asian cutie half my age!”

But the icing on this commie-in-a-cocktail-dress story is that ol’ Double-Fang also had her hooks into Democrat numbskull and laughing stock Eric Swallwell.

Let me just put my wizard hat on, and I’ll predict what was on the phony dating site profile that she used to snare Swallwell:

  • A picture of her in a schoolgirl outfit with a short skirt, making a peace-sign gesture, for some reason.
  • Description: “I’m a sweet, submissive Asian girl, looking for a big American man who understands that America is a terrible country that needs to be fundamentally transformed.”
  • Turn-ons: Low IQ, flatulence
  • Turn offs: mean people, integrity.’
  • And that worked.  On a US congressman! 

And that worked. On a US congressman!

So be of good cheer, because that’s what we’re up against.

Avenatti/Fang-squared, 2024!

3 thoughts on “Christmas music recommendations, plus Fang Fang! (posted 12/9/20)”

  1. Oh! Dear Martin and Family ,
    I so enjoyed this post, I had to reply on Email. My Father had an Irish tenor voice and I grew up steeped in Christmas music. He had recorded Eva Maria, and The Lords Prayer ; however, we both loved the Hallelujah Chorus. He had sung it in Church, as had I As the years went by , He taught me to direct this. ( not correctly, but a fun family endeavor)
    My Father passed away in 2014 and at that time in my life I was raising 20 hens, 1 rooster, 1 Guinea Fowl, and, 3 turkeys. I was feelng quite badly that Christmas eve and so I walked down to the barn with my phone. It has always been said that all animals speak to each other on Christmas Eve and I guess I needed to be with my creatures. I slipped in and played the tape of the Hallelujah Chorus and began to sing and ” direct”. Well, the Rooster , Guinea Fowl, Chickens and Turkeys all joined in. It was joyful and I felt so Blessed .

    Your story of the German pronunciation of ‘ nacht ‘was delightful , as I remembered our Junior Church Choir practicing this with such enthusiasm.

    Thank you for you wonderful writings. You have kept us all acutely aware of the absurdity of things at the most’ MAD MAGAZINE’ reality time of our lives.

    Blessings and MERRY CHRISTMAS.



  2. Dear Martin,

    This is something I forgot to tell you you. Originally, I am from Bethlehem, Pennsylvania, a self proclaimed Christmas City. It was founded on Christmas Eve by Count Zinzenforff from the principality of Morvania, Germany. They practiced the protestant tradition of the Moravian Church . Our City has built itself around Moravian traditions as well as the building of BETHLEHEM STEEL and has thrived. As steel went under , the local businesses drew together and built many other businesses to keep the City thriving.

    I say this to direct you to the Hallelujah chorus flash Mob of Bethlehem Pennsylvania on YouTube. Also , there is a great one flash mob of the Hallelujah chorus held at Wanamakers department store in Downtown Philadelphia
    The musical organ in the center of the first floor of the store is awesome. I hope you have a chance to enjoy these videos.

    Again, many, Christmas Blessings to all .



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