NYC Leftists Lie About Jihadi Would-Be Bombers (posted 3/9/26)

Here’s a few questions you’ll never have to ask me, because you already know the answers:

Should we ever stop mocking Elizabeth Warren for launching her academic and political careers by being a pretendian?

Isn’t the fact that billions of people worldwide love soccer proof that it’s a great sport?

Do we hate the media enough?

(For any thinking- impaired folks who have somehow stumbled upon this column, the answers are, “No. NO! And AW HELL no!”)

Because Lizzie is obviously as white as a curling competition in Helsinki in a snowstorm. And no “sport” where grown men who allegedly identify as men throw themselves on the ground and feign injury from the slightest physical contact, and half the games end in a scoreless tie, can be considered “great.”

And for yet another example of how we don’t hate the media enough, one need go no further than this past weekend’s coverage of two Muslim jihadists trying to murder dozens of innocent spectators with IEDs in the caliphate of New York City.

What actually happened is that a small group of citizens gathered outside Gracie mansion (where communist jihadi mayor Zohran Mamdani lives) exercised their First Amendment rights to free speech to protest. Their protest was called, “Stop the Islamic Takeover of New York City.” Leftists organized their own counter protest, called “Run the Nazis out of New York City.”

Sane observers might notice that there is actually an ongoing Islamic effort to take over NYC, whereas there are no Nazis in NYC trying to do the same. Despite having reality on their side, the protesters were outnumbered by the counter-protesters by around 5-to-1.

Because: big, blue Sanctuary City!

The anti-jihadi protesters were actually peaceful. The pro-jihadi protesters, not so much. Two of them – Emir Balat and Ibrahim Kayumi – brought IEDs to their peaceful protest (as one does). They lit the devices, which were filled with nuts, bolts and screws, and threw them at the conservative protesters, screaming “Allahu Akbar!”

Fortunately, the jihadists’ brains are apparently as tiny and dysfunctional as their phalli, and their improvised bombs failed to detonate.

An honest journalist’s headline for this story would be something like, “Islamists demonstrate how peaceful Islam is by trying to murder unarmed protesters with bombs.”

The NBC news headline? “Multiple arrests made after ‘suspicious devices’ found outside Gracie Mansion, home of Mayor Zohran Mamdani, during anti-Islam rally and counterprotest.”

Anyone dumb and gullible enough to be getting their news from NBC would think that those evil conservative anti-Islam protestors had tried to kill peaceful Islamists.

And Mayor Jihadi did his best to reinforce that lie, putting out the following statement: “Yesterday, white supremacist Jake Lang organized a protest outside Gracie Mansion rooted in bigotry and racism. Such hate has no place in New York City. It is an affront to our city’s values and the unity that defines who we are.What followed was even more disturbing. Violence at a protest is never acceptable. The attempt to use an explosive device and hurt others is not only criminal, it is reprehensible and the antithesis of who we are.”

Not content to be out-lied by Mamdani, a NY congressional candidate named Brad Lander (from guess which party?) doubled down on the smear: “Happy to know that our Mayor and First Lady are safe, but horrified that there was such a disturbing threat of violence outside their residence. Vile displays of Islamophobia will never be tolerated in our city.”

Ugh. It’s the same story, time and time again: Violent Islamists try to murder peaceful protesters. The leftist media lie about it, and leftist politicians repeat the lie and amplify it, until the “heroic victims” become the violent Islamists, and the real evil is Islamophobia.

We don’t hate them enough, people.

In happier news, a violent leftist in Portland reaped what he sowed this weekend, and hilarity ensued.

You might have figured that after so many months of futile protests against ICE in Portland, the surly insurrectionists have probably given up, and gone back to their jobs. (HA! Get it?) But no, they’re still at it. This weekend, one of those geniuses tried to light an American flag on fire.

Because of course he did.

Annnndddd… he ended up temporarily in flames.

Sadly, he was able to dislodge himself from the burning flag before he suffered more than superficial burns. Someone recording the incompetent arsonist narrated the action by saying, “What an idiot!”

Ouch! When even other antifa mouth-breathers are calling you an idiot, that’s got to sting.

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