Minnesota Madness (posted 1/28/26)

Thanks again for all of your kind wishes at my mom’s death; I really appreciate all of the texts and emails I’ve gotten, and love you all. 

At the risk of intellectual whiplash, I turn from the passing of my amazing mother who is now in a much better place, to the turning of Minnesota into a much worse place, thanks to a motley assortment of malevolent, violent, lying communists.

As I’ve had a chance to catch up on the news for the last several days, I keep getting surprised by something that should not surprise me: yes, the radical left are inveterate liars, but it boggles the mind that even after so much practice, they are still so freaking terrible at it!

Consider just a few examples among many.

Over the last five years, they’ve never stopped yammering about how horrific insurrection is, and how it creates an existential threat to our democracy, and the perpetrators must be tracked down and hammered with the harshest penalties the law will allow. 

And by “insurrection,” they meant a couple of hundred unarmed idiots fist-fighting with cops at the capitol for a couple of hours, killing no one and (as far as I know) seriously injuring no one.  Also, a thousand or so Midwestern grandparents walked through the building, took some selfies, and then left within a half hour or so.

But now we’re seeing an insurrection going on for months, in real time, every day.   And if January 6^th was an insurrection, then THIS one is an ultra-mega-super-duper insurrection, carried out by massive, armed mobs, working in coordination to attack LEOs who are enforcing our constitution and laws. 

So naturally, those same lefties are shrieking at the top of their lungs and demanding that the insurrectionists be harshly put down with all the force the State can muster.

HA! I kid because I love.

Of course they’re supporting the insurrectionists and demonizing law enforcement.  Because: evil scummy liars.

They’re also saying that entering the country illegally is not a crime, and that when Trump claims that it is, he’s Hitler.  Never mind that Obama gave many speeches saying the same things – we can’t tolerate people coming here illegally, and they should all be deported. 

Or that Bill Clinton left the loving embrace of a gullible mistress long enough to read the same message from his teleprompter, before running back to resume “polling the electorate” as soon as the cameras were off.  

The same creeps also celebrated when unarmed Ashli Babbitt got shot to death by a mediocre cop when she was crawling through a broken window into the capitol building.  The leftists said she got exactly what she deserved.

For the record, and because I hate double standards, I will also say that she did a very stupid thing that day, and that even though her death was tragic, she was primarily responsible for her own death.

Of course, leftist creeps all over Minnesota and the media are wailing when any of their violent co-religionists end up in Ashli Babbitt’s position.  It’s way more stupid and dangerous to do what Robin Good, Alex Pretti and thousands of violent leftists are doing every day – attacking ICE agents, ramming them with cars, shooting fireworks (and in a few cases bullets) at them, etc. – than to do what Babbitt did. 

And yet they are holding up Good and Pretti as heroes, and encouraging many more morons to join them in self-caused deaths.  Because: evil scummy liars.

But it’s not just violent stupidity.  It’s also routine, garden-variety stupidity. 

Do you remember the main talking point of dimwit Hakeem Jeffries and dozens of elected Dems during the fall shutdown? “The GOP is lying that illegals are getting Medicaid or other welfare benefits, because it’s illegal for them to take such benefits.” 

(Because if there’s one thing that we know above all else about illegals, it’s that they would never do anything…illegal?) 

Hakeem and those same scumbags now: “Cutting off billions in Medicaid and SNAP and welfare housing benefits will cause starvation and death among the millions of illegals who depend on those benefits…which we swore 7 minutes ago that none of them were receiving.”

D’oh!  Say it with me: evil scummy liars.

I must admit that I’ve gotten some schadenfreude-tastic fun out of watching some of the more absurd of the leftist imbeciles being on the receiving end of an industrial sized can of karmic whoop-ass.

How about the two evil wenches who bit two different LEOs?  One of those is in danger of losing a finger, and the two morons have been arrested and are facing a possible eight years in prison.   

The only thing surprising about that story is that after watching a lot of those lefty female rioters, I thought that the only thing any of them were biting were either pallets of Lil’ Debbies, or dozens of comically oversize turkey legs. 

And did you see the portly idiot who grabbed a flash-bang grenade and tried to throw it back at the cops?  When the inevitable happened – hilariously! – she ran back toward her comrades, screaming and holding her injured hand up.  Then, when she got within camera range of them, her drama-student instincts kicked in, and she fell to the ground, wailing.

This dope apparently didn’t understand the “BANG” part of “flash-BANG!”

On the bright side, at least the Marxist mope didn’t flash us.  Which would have been horrific and PTSD-inducing.   

Speaking of drama queens, my favorite recent LARPing narcissist is self-identified Antifa member Kyle Wagner. 

If you haven’t seen him, he looks exactly the way you would expect him to look: facial and neck tattoos, and two giant gauges in his earlobes in what I call the “I am totally unemployable” appearance package.  He also has described himself as a “master hate-baiter,” which is SO close to being accurate.

In an incendiary video he made several days ago, he wore a black t-shirt with a vulgar slogan on it, and a blue bandana around his neck, and he spoke with all the drama and bombast you’d expect from a guy who lives in mommy’s basement but fancies himself a revolutionary hero.

He stared into the camera and delivered a monologue about how leftist women need to realize that brave menfolk like him need to risk their lives to stop the Orange Fascist’s storm troopers: “We can’t end this without good men in the streets, armed and ready to protect innocent people from being gunned down by these massed murderers, these fascist occupiers.  I need boots on the ground and I need them prepared to do what needs to be done so that this does not cost more innocent lives. We do not have any more time to let this drag out. I know it sucks, but this is the Iron Front.”  Then he actually saluted, and said, “Vive la Resistance.”

Okay, Captain Keyboard. 

He posted a second video a little while later, in which he said that he cannot legally possess a firearm, but told others with guns to “show up.”

First, I wonder why Admiral Earlobes has been banned from possessing a gun.  Second, is this brave warrior actually going to let a fascist law keep him from carrying a gun anyway?  Third, is he really going to urge others to enter the fray with guns while he stands on the sidelines and tries to flirt with any female rhinoceri who might be attracted by self-dramatizing cowards?

The answer to that last question was answered in short order.  Because as soon as his video came to the attention of fascist overlords who might do something about it, he posted another video saying that, “they’re going to silence me.” 

Quoth the brave leader of men: “I am basically on the run now. You know, I have safe places and I have evacuations planned out, but, the way things are going, I’m going to have to be very resourceful, and that’s going to take support.  As I’ve said a million times, I am going to stay in this fight to the bitter end. I’m not gonna run away, but I will need some help.”

Is that not beautiful?  At the first hint that there might be consequences for his idiotic posing, this wuss tries to squeeze some money out of gullible leftists who might fall for his act. 

And that ending is chef’s-kiss perfect: “I’m fighting to the bitter end!  I’m not gonna run away!”

Says the guy who hits “send” on his video, and then immediately runs away.

By Monday afternoon, brave Kyle Wagner of the Fightin’ Minnesotans had pulled down all of his social media accounts.  And I know you’re disappointed, but his Venmo that he had used to solicit donations is no longer available.

Second verse, same as the first: Evil scummy liars.    

Hamas (and Trantifa) delenda est!

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